Do you have to pay an extra $30 for hemming every time you buy pants?
Do you have to raise your arm to hold hands with your loved one?
Are you tired of being literally OVERLOOKED at every other event?
Well this party is for YOU! The shorty disco is back in SF for our summer edition so break out your XXXS hoochie shorts.
We are very happy to have local disco fixture DJ Prince Wolf as our guest with resident omnibot in support.
On the gogo stage we are giving a big welcome to Pinche Queer and Bearchest calendar model Mr. February (the shortest month, duh!).
That Host Over There John will handle any and all requests you may need (like picking you up to bar level to order!).
We will also have our famous gummy bear shots ready for your gullet.
All this at the low cover of $7