The Boys Of Bearlesque are here to guess the color of your underwear, they really wanna know what you've got going on down there.
. Sexy Go-Go Bears.
Free Coat Check
Cum Dasher / Cum Vixen
DJ The Beat Ride
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
This is a fun bunch of people that just wanna drink and have a good time on a Tuesday. Come and join in even if you don’t wanna play in the tournament it ‘s a fun night at the bar.
All Welcome. $5 buy in, second place gets their money back and the winner takes the rest.
Free practice from 6:00pm
DJ Jamie D
The Lone Star Saloon will be closed on Christmas Day. We want to wish everyone a very merry Christmas and we hope you get to enjoy some time with your loved ones.
2024 is coming to close and it's time to say goodbye with a bang! And what better way than to go to Big Boy at The Lone Star Saloon because as we always say Big Boys know how to have a good time.
Spinning for your pleasure will be the always fabulous Sir Ellis.
9p - 2a
Your final chance to get Sleazy for 2024 and you better make the most of it. Free shots to those in their undies (bartender's choice)
🥼Free Coat Check Available
🔥Heated Patio
DJ The Beat Rider
9p -=-2 a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
Our first party for the year and a great time to come in and Trap yourself Bear. It’s the perfect place to snag yourself a cuddle buddy for the cooler months.
DJ Ben Fonik
9p - 2a
For the sheer wonderment of toys to play with we present Bears in Toyland. Come and play with our toys, they're all yours.
DJ omnibot
9p - 2a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
Brett and the team from LEWD are back for 2025 and they're ruder, cruder and lewder than ever so it truly is a happy LEWD year. The patio has been re-imagined for your adult pleasure.
Let's get LEWD!!
DJ omnibot
9p - 2a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
The holidays are here and we are living for it. Cubcake is fabulous and still going strong. Candy, cubcakes, cubcake cubs, cubs, bears, sweets, treats and beats... this party has it all.
Your dancer for this month is Coach Rory
DJ Sergio Fedasz (he's baaaack!!)
9p - 2a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
🌲🌲🪩💃🕺🧷 It’s cold out, come inside and keep it cute! The bump n grind starts at 6!! Doors at 4. Let’s finish 2024 strong! 💪
DJs Sequoixa & Dommy G
4p - 9p
Bear Trap is about bringing friends together over the holidays and having sex with them. ORRR, you can swing by and trap yourself a new friend and hibernate with them for the winter..... it's up to you. As we always say... bears know how to have a good time.
DJ Paul Goodyear
9p - 2a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
SleazeBall is a chance to get down to your underwear and get sleazy. Free Love, Free Coat Check, Free Yourself. This month we are featuring one of SOMA's best DJs: Sir Ellis
9p - 2a
DJ Sir Ellis
Just be Thankful there is a Big Boy. Snuggle up and get down the sounds of DJ BodyRolls. Because as we all know, Big Boys know how to have a good time.
DJ BodyRolls
9p - 2a
We will be closed all day.
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
The ALC team from New Bear Republic are here to raise money and raise hell to get to LA. This is the last year for the ALC and they want to make it the best ever, with raffles, food and Jell-O-Shots (of course).
DJ Sir Ellis
4p - 8p
Poppers is for those that love Pop-Music. Say it loud - say it proud “I love pop music and I don’t care who knows it!!” Charli XCX, Olivia Rodrigo, Kylie, Billie and some guys too. Your DJ: The Beat Rider, has his fingers on the pulse when it comes to today’s hits and is the perfect DJ for the night.
So if you really wanna know what we got goin. on down there…
DJ: The Beat Rider
9p - 2a
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
Your new Bay Area Cub, Jacob Gomez is doing his first Beer Bust so come on down and show him some support. Jacob is a great guy and is goin g to do well as your Bay Area representative. Jell-O-Shots, raffles and food avaiable.
DJ: omnibot
4p - 8p
Get ready for an electrifying night at the Lone Star Saloon on November 16th from 9PM to 2AM as we bring you Slut Puppy – the ultimate underwear and glow event! Whether you’re a pup, handler, or just ready to let loose, this night is all about showing off your sexiest undies and glowing bright under UV lights.
Featuring DJ Dakota Pendent spinning hot beats all night long, we’ll also have an incredible UV body-painting artist on site to turn your body into a neon masterpiece. Ready to play? We’ve got a dedicated mosh space for pups and pets to romp, plus a clothes check so you can strip down and party with ease.
💰Cost : $5 Early-pup (limited), $8 Lucky-pup, $10 at the door
Highlights include:
🎨 UV body-painting artist
🌟 Mosh space for playful pups & critters
🍹 Specialty cocktails and refreshments
🎶 Music to keep the party vibes going all evening long
👕 Clothes check
Bring your glow gear, bring your energy, and get ready to shine! Don’t miss out on this unforgettable night!
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
Hustler? Stroker? A bit of both? Well do we have the beer bust for you! The Lone Star Saloon has 2 pool teams, The Strokers and The Hustlers and they want new uniforms, so they are hosting a beer bust to get the $$$. They will also be hosting a Pool Tournament from 5:00PM. Jell-O-Shots, Raffles & Food.
DJ: Sir Ellis
4p - 8p
It’s gettin chilly but Cubcake is sure to warm you up, it's fun, silly, sexy. November in San Francisco is brilliant, get out and enjoy it. We will provide the eye candy, chocolate candy, sweet candy and candy candy.
Beats, Treats and Sweets.
9p - 2a
DJ: Paul Goodyear
The Pool League is cancelled for this week due to the election sooooo ….Let’s do a pool tournament with a fun bunch of people that just wanna drink and have a good time on a Tuesday. Come and join in even if you don’t wanna play in the tournament it ‘s a fun night at the bar.
All Welcome. $5 buy in, second place gets their money back and the winner takes the rest.
Free practice from 6:00pm
We will have the election on the screens without sound, so you can follow along.
DJ Jamie D
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
The team from Full Queer Wrestling are here and we literally never know what to expect. So join us and them as we find out together which brand of crazy they're selling today.
Jell - O - Shots
Raffles
Food
DJ Paul Goodyear
4p - 8p
Bears in ToyLand occurs just for the fun of it, we love to play with toys and have fun a, so if you feel the same join us. This month we have a great new SOMA DJ The Beat Rider spinning for you. Hope to see you here for all the fun.
DJ The Beat Rider
9p - 2a
Redwood Ritual is back for another installment of house and techno tea! Its Berlin meets Provincetown here in SoMa as residents Sequoixa and Dommy G play daytime grooves and deep cuts to keep your evening moving.
Specializing in Daytime House and Techno
Dj: Doomy G
Sequoixa
&
Special Guest
Galvanize
Grab the last of the late summer heat and trap yourself a bear just in time for Fall. We are bringing it with one of SOMA’s newest & freshest DJs Dakota Pendant.
DJ talents Dakota Pendant
9p - 2a
can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
They're back from Vegas and they need a drink... The Lone Star Saloon is proud to support the Phoenix Softball Team and all of their shenanigans.
Food
Jell - O - Shots
Raffles
DJ: Wanda Doff
4p - 8p
As if Halloween couldn't get any spookier we present to you
Hal-Lewd-Ween. Brett and his team from LEWD are cookin up something special for us (now that's scary!!)
DJ omnibot
9p - 2a
Big Boy Halloween is gonna scare the pants off you!!! Dress Up - Turn Up because Big Boys know how to have a good time.
DJ BODYROLLS & BEN FONIK
9p - 2
It might be a little early but we are gonna do it, there's no ghoul like an old ghoul. Join the Happy Hour Bears and their Fall Party to kick off your Halloween Week. Get your Halloween outfit practice run for the weekend, it's gonna be a long one.
$5 well and $5 any draft
DJ Bartender
6p - 11p
Free Entry
Get together on Monday nights with some very talented and creative knitters. If you can knit (or crochet hooker) or if you want to learn come on by and enjoy the company of like minded folk.
5p - whenever.
DJ Bartender
