Are you an adult who still can't get on certain roller coasters? Do you get vertigo standing at the curb? Do you use an InstantPot as a hot tub? Well this party is for you!

The world's only disco celebration of all things short has your back! Come out and dance, pick up on fellow shorties or get picked up by an admirer.

Funky airwaves will be provided by DJs Robin & Elaine (Odyessy) and resident Omnibot. Host John will take care of any requests within his reach. Sexy gogos will be providing visual entertainment that might make you grow....tight in the pants.

$7 cover
9-2
#lifeisshort