Do you have to pay the "short tax" every time you buy a pair of pants to get them hemmed? Do you get vertigo when standing on the curb? Do your friends use your head as an arm rest? Well we have the party for YOU!

Studio 5'4" is celebrating 8 YEARS of being the only disco celebration of the short in the WORLD! So come on down and come to the one place you won't be overlooked!

For this special occasion, we are getting the original team back together! Flying in from NYC is our resident DJ and Brooklyn gnome king FUR TRAP along side our SF hometown hero OMNIBOT. Hosted by the unsilenceable JOHN (aka that host over there).

There will be special drag performances by the Mother of Haus Cakes...PHOEBE CAKES!

Gogo by Monkey and Pinche Queer!

and as always, drunken gummy shots

Shorties! Disco! Drinks! Drag! Gogos!
Let's show the treefolk how shorties do.

All at the world famous Lone Star Saloon