Well slap my ass blue and call me Hefty Smurf, we're back!
Your favorite shorty disco returns to our home at The Lone Star Saloon featuring:

Short hotties BRIAN and DANIEL on the gogo stage
Tunes by residents OMNIBOT and FUR TRAP (SF Debut!)
A drag performance by the amazzzzing SUPPOSITORI SPELLING!!!
Hosting by Handy Smurf JOHN
Papa DAMON at the Door

Cover $5 | ***Free entry for Lone Star 500 Club Members***

This is a celebration of shorties and those who love them in the name of body positivity. All sizes and shapes and genders will always be welcome.

Come get your dance on, your smooch on and your smurf on.

And remember #LIFEISSHORT