Do you need a booster seat when you go to the theater?
Can you give a blow job while you're both standing?
Do you worry about drowning in puddles?
Did you know this is our 5 year anniversary?!

Studio 5'4" is BACK and we are celebrating 5 years as the world's one and only pocket disco! When we started this party all these years ago, we had know idea the little party that could would have such stamina!

Come celebrate with whole S5'4" Crew!

Special Guest DJ Mark O'Brien (Polyglamorous)
Resident DJs Omnibot and Patty Meltdown
Gogos Monkey and newcomer Aaron
Hosts John and the return of Fur Trap flying in on a pigeon from NYC!

As always.... drunky bears, shorties, and butts!

$5

Also, we may have some surprises for you so stay tuned, because #LIFEISSHORT!