Do you have to slam dunk to pay your bus fare?
Can you see your feet on your driver's license?
Do you use a crockpot as a jacuzzi?

We have the party for YOU!
The shorties are back to kick off Pride Month at The Lone Star SalooIn with two special guest DJ's:
Freddy King of Pants coming in from Seattle
Jumpr of Fog City Pack and D.A.D.

On the dancing stage we will be featuring Diego and Koji

Your hosts will be Gabriel and John

And, as always, Gummi shots!

$5 cover

come get your life because it is....whaaaat?....SHORT!